I know that nobody else besides Garandee will actually see me wearing it, but what about my dignity? I had no choice but to ask her to stop buying me boxers that fall under any of these design classifications:
3) Polka Dots
4) Sanrio Characters
Fortunately, she agreed without further argument. So over the weekend she bought me this abomination instead.
Not much of an improvement, but at least the fabric was soft and light.
I wonder if she's being sarcastic about the carrot...