
Here's the second set of my photos, plus the continuation of my very "engaging" chess match.
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Continued from part 1...
10 zlotys at stake, my first ever Polish chess match began.

I didn’t even break a sweat.

Because in a blink of an eye, the game was over.
I got my ass kicked, dragged around the town square, and handed back to me... all in just under 5 minutes. I - lost!
He even helped me get out of five “check” situations, how pathetic is that?
Garando: “Wow, you’re very good.”
Old man: “ … “
Garando: “Ok my turn! Let’s play DAMA!”
Old man: “ ? “
Garando: “That’s a popular game where I came from.”
Old man: “ … “
Garando: “We usually use pebbles or used soda crowns after vandalizing the sidewalk to draw the pattern used for the game… but we can use your chessboard instead.”
Old man: “ !!! ”
Garando: “Don’t worry, it’s easy! Let’s play for 20 zloty.”
Old man: “ %$@#*&%# (speaking in Polish).”
Then as fast as he appeared, the chess master hastily walked away.

…with my 10 zloty.
I wasn't sure what he said when he left, but it sounded like it had a lot of consonants.
I hope he didn’t misunderstand that I wanted to vandalize his chessboard. Dama was only Chinese Checkers after all.
(more photos here)
Garando mode:I should have just bought gelato instead...
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