Thursday, June 25, 2009

Conversations In Bed

After a busy day at work, it's the conversations that couples have before going to sleep that usually matter most...

Garandee: "Garando..."

Garando: "Yaaawn... Yes dear?"

Garandee: "Why is your nose too small for your face?"

Garando: "It's not small... You just find it unusual because your head's too big."

Garandee: "Nyo! My head is normal!"

Garando: "Then why do you think your eyes are too far apart?"

Garandee: "NYO! My eyes are fine! It's your stomach that's big!

Garando: " ... "

Garandee: "You really need to go on a diet you know, and you have always been telling me that... that... Do?"

Garando: "ZZZzzzzzz...."

Garandee mode:
Wake up, I'm not done with you yet!


Rico said...

Those conversations in bed, right before dozzing off, just when you've let your guard down and thought you were safe, that's when you need to be afraid. That's when wives attack! Too bad I can't fall asleep as fast as you do.:)

witsandnuts said...

Haha, sweet and funny!

sheng said...

hahahaha, natawa ako sa comment ni Rico...but then again, so true...

kg said...

garando, maglagay ka ng picture and we'll be the judge if your nose is really too small for your face! magsurvey tayo! ha! ha!

Asian Traveler said...

I had a really good laugh. :)

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I really enjoy reading your blog so much that i finished it in less than a day. hahaha! adik!

ms firefly said...

LOL, hilarious!
ang daming nangyayari sa pillow talking! ^-^

The Pope said...

Though funny but holds true, me and my wife have funny conversations in bed too, pampaantok, at di nawawala sa usapan ang asaran hahahaha, tapos isa sa amin naka snoring mode na hahahaha.

Alice said...

This is too cute!

BTW, I visited you using IE but got the "Operation aborted" error message (just like mine earlier) but when I use Mozilla Firefox, it is OK. :)

Chyng said...

Ang kulet! Funny talk before bedtime sounds a good therapy to a stressful working day! Sarap!


bery panny :)

Unknown said...

Oh, so you pretend you're sleeping just to end the cheap of you! :P

Or was it Garandee who told you her last lines after?

Oh well, that's what happens when we're drunk...we talk about some strange topics without even knowing why.
Yes, I say that we can get drunk with sleep, not only with alcohol.

fortuitous faery said...

ahhh...the meanderings of married life...sometimes meaningful, sometimes mundane. :P

fortuitous faery said...

p.s. good thing it didn't end up in a pillow fight! :P

UrbanBoy said...


panalo! just like someone i know!! :lol:

Do im back with my blog!! just as i promised hehe

Jules said...

Sweet! Oo nga nman, tama si Kg. Lagay ka ng pics moh then, let's do a survey..hehehe =D

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Midge said...

*snerk snerk*

I don't know what else to say!

lenj said...

aliw!!! talagang certified magasawa kayo kasi you have those conversations!

ps. nakakarelate ako, hehehe...

Glenda said...

haha! i wish my morning conversations with hubby were this funny! wag lang niya ako tulugan hehehe...

Unknown said...

ang cute cute ng conversation nyo!!

I really enjoy reading your blog, kakatuwa :)

keep it going!

escape said...

hahaha... ang kulit ng kuwentuhan na to. pwede kang writer.

ganyan pala kayo magkakulitan.

jeanny said...

hahahaha so funny but I find garande so sweet :)

ALiNe said...

mweehehe! nice 1

Pinky said...

Hahaha! How can we ever escape the inevitable "carino brutal" in marriage? Funny yet oh-so-true. :)

Missy said...

Hahaha that was so funny!! I miss your blog na, I'm finally back home. Marami pa akong baabsahin sa posts mo hehehe. So ano talaga ang totoo, maliit ang ilong mo o malaki ang head ni garandee o malaki ang tyan mo? hehehe

caryn said...

wahahaha! so now everyone is really wondering about garandee's head and your stomach ;-)

Anonymous said...

Bwahaha. Your last line's exactly my line whenever someone asks me when will I start shedding my lovehandles. Zzzzzzzz.....

Anonymous said...

Hahaha!!! My wife is also nagging at me about my stomach. we would talk about it when we are already about to sleep...

dodong flores

Garando said...

Yeah, that's absolutely the right time for the wives to strike! :D

Now you must wonder if we actually look like aliens... :D

Does it happen to you too? Please share!

Lol! Oo nga no. Like setup a poll in my blog to see if my nose is either "very small" or "just kyut". Kaso baka I lose all my readers when they see my photo. hehe. :D

Asian Traveler:
Welcome to Balut & Natto! Glad you enjoyed it.

Welcome to my blog! Really?? Wow! Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed my blog as much as I did writing it.

Ms Firefly:
Yeah... how much more kaya kung pillow fight na?

The Pope:
Yup, bedtime is a special time for couples indeed. Lalo na pag walang TV sa kwarto, no distractions di ba?

Alice Teh:
Thanks for letting me know! I will investigate, might be a faulty script on my template.

Very true!

Welkam to Balut & Natto!

Well, it may be a cheap way out, and it's quite effective. LOL.

Fortuitous Faery:
Very true! Sometimes it does end up in pillow fights, which is why I got those hypo allergenic pillows instead of feathers so we don't need to clean up after. :D

Dashboard Confessions:
WOW! Really? That's great, I'm headed over to your blog now. ;)

Shy ako eh! Saka baka mawala lahat ng readers ko dahil sa takot. LOL

Garando said...

This post made you speechless huh!

Relate ka no! Kung ganun, your time to share naman! :D

Unfortunately, the ZZZzzz's is very effective. Hehehe. :D

Hello! Welcome to Balut & Natto! Thanks, and I'm glad you enjoyed my posts.

The DonG:
Kulit ni Garandee eh, sobra. I'm not much of a writer though, pang comic strip lang siguro ako. hehe...

Literally, nilalanggam na si Garandee at home. Nilalamok pa! Gustong gusto ata ng mga lamok natin ang sushi eh.

Thanks! :)

Escape? "ZZZZzzzz" always seem to work for me. :D

Welcome back!!! How was you vacation? i hope you had a wonderful time, I'm looking forward to the photos of your trip!
As for your question, "All of the above" LOL!

I shall leave that to your imagination! :D

LOL! So how was your vacation in the Philippines? Hope you had a great time!

Dodong Flores:
Yeah, don't wives know that bellies and love handles are a true sign of manhood?? LOL