Garandee: "Garando!! Garando!! come here, EMERGENCY! Hayaku, hayaku!! (hurry)"
Garando: "Wha?? ok, ok, I'm coming! What happened??"
Garandee: "I was fixing the laundry and my kawaii T-shirt slipped and fell from our balcony*..."
*behind our apartment is a big vacant lot that collects assorted junk that either fell or got swept by the wind from tenants' balconies. Enough junk has accumulated, the lot owner can actually hold a garage sale every month.
Garando: "Is that the little green thing that cat's staring at? I hope it doesn't mistake it for a litter box..."
Garandee: "Hai.... can you get it for me? ONEGAISHIMASU!! (please)"
Garando: "I can't possibly climb that wall... besides, do you see that big sign? 'BAWAL D2 ANG TRESSPASSENG!' (tresspassing not allowed)"
Garandee: "but my shirt....."
Garando: "Hmmm... what to do... what to do.... Don't worry, I'll think of something!"
Garandee: "sayang ne... it became dirty now.... "
Kawawa my T-shirt....
Ganbari masu to retrieve shirt!